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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<title>Sloppa Generator</title>
<style>
  body, html {
    height: 100%;
    margin: 0;
    display: flex;
    flex-direction: column;
    justify-content: center;
    align-items: center;
    font-family: Arial, sans-serif;
  }

  .emoji {
    font-size: 48pt;
  }

  .generated-text {
    margin-top: 20px;
    font-size: 24pt;
  }

  button {
    margin-top: 20px;
    font-size: 18pt;
    padding: 10px 20px;
    cursor: pointer;
  }
</style>
</head>
<body>

<div class="emoji" id="emojiOutput">🤔</div>
<div class="generated-text" id="textOutput">...</div>
<button onclick="generateSloppa()">Generate Sloppa</button>

<script>
  // Define the food and characteristics arrays with corresponding emojis
  
  const tendencies = [
  	{name: 'clear and yellow', emoji: '🟡'},
  	{name: 'abang,', emoji: '🪖'},
   	{name: 'democrat', emoji: '🇺🇸'},
    {name: 'Pharr away', emoji: '↔️'},
    {name: 'DI2011-themed', emoji: '✝️'},
    {name: 'Dr. Blant', emoji: '🥸'},
    {name: 'Are you Yung Lean? No,', emoji: '👱🏻‍♂️🇸🇪❓'}
  ];
  const foods = [
    {name: 'pizza', emoji: '🍕'},
    {name: 'turkey', emoji: '🦃'},
    {name: 'burger', emoji: '🍔'},
    {name: 'chicken nugget', emoji: '🍗'},
    {name: 'shawarma', emoji: '🌯'},
    // Add more food options as needed
  ];

  const characteristics = [
    {name: 'while grouse hunting', emoji: '🪶'},
    {name: 'the ocky way', emoji: '🗽'},
    {name: 'with floppa characteristics', emoji: '🐱'},
    {name: 'with bingus characteristics', emoji: '🧠'},
    {name: 'at the hawker centre', emoji: '🇸🇬'},
    {name: 'to fool the unwise', emoji: '👴'},
    {name: 'with based NATO', emoji: '🪖'},
    {name: 'from Blackpool', emoji: '🇬🇧'},
    {name: 'in cider town', emoji: '🍻'}
    // Add more characteristic options as needed
  ];

  // Function to generate a random integer
  function getRandomInt(min, max) {
    min = Math.ceil(min);
    max = Math.floor(max);
    return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min + 1)) + min;
  }

// Function to generate Sloppa
function generateSloppa() {
  let sloppaText = '';
  let sloppaEmoji = '';
  
  // Randomly decide what to include: tendencies, characteristics, or both
  let include = getRandomInt(1, 3);

  // Include Tendencies with a 1/3 chance
  if (include === 1 || include === 3) {
    let tendency = tendencies[getRandomInt(0, tendencies.length - 1)];
    sloppaText += tendency.name + ' ';
    sloppaEmoji += tendency.emoji;
  }

  // Include Food Segment
  if (include === 2 || include === 3) {
    let foodSegment = '';
    let foodEmojiSegment = '';
    let foodCount = getRandomInt(2, 4); // 2 to 4 food items
    let chosenFoods = new Set(); // To track chosen foods and avoid duplicates

    while(chosenFoods.size < foodCount) {
      let randomIndex = getRandomInt(0, foods.length - 1);
      if (!chosenFoods.has(randomIndex)) {
        chosenFoods.add(randomIndex);
        let food = foods[randomIndex];
        foodSegment += foodSegment ? ' ' + food.name : food.name;
        foodEmojiSegment += food.emoji;
      }
    }
    sloppaText += foodSegment;
    sloppaEmoji += foodEmojiSegment;
  }

  // Include Characteristics with a 1/3 chance
  if (include === 1 || include === 2) {
    let characteristic = characteristics[getRandomInt(0, characteristics.length - 1)];
    sloppaText += ' ' + characteristic.name;
    sloppaEmoji += characteristic.emoji;
  }

  // Output the Sloppa text and emojis
  document.getElementById('textOutput').textContent = sloppaText.trim();
  document.getElementById('emojiOutput').textContent = sloppaEmoji;
}

</script>

</body>
</html>