---layout: posttitle: Alkaline Water Nonsenseauthor: Joe Schwarczsource: McGill Blogs---HYPERLINK"http://blogs.mcgill.ca/oss/2014/03/20/alkaline-water-nonsense/"Alkaline Water NonsenseIt is not often that I’m left speechless. But sometimes you runinto a situation where words just fail you. Absurd, ridiculous,ludicrous, preposterous, comical, and farcical come to mind, but theystill don’t quite seem to capture the extent of the mind-numbingnonsense. And what nonsense is that? “Ionized Alkaline Water!”People, seduced by the outlandish promotional drivel, are spendingthousands of dollars for a device that produces this liquid malarkey.Some promoters just blather mindlessly about increasing energy, reducingweight, reversing aging, boosting immunity, controlling blood pressure,cleansing the colon or eliminating body odour. More disturbing are theones who speak of preventing cancer and increasing life expectancy.And how is alkalized water supposed to accomplish these miracles?Well, you see, “all electrons in water either spin to the left or theright and high speed of the left spin of electrons is considered tosubstantiate that the water is vital and alive. Only ionized water hasthis quality.” Uh huh. There’s more. “Ionized water oxygenatesthe body via an increase in the oxygen-hydrogen angle. All other wateris void of this benefit.” Yeah, sure. “Ionized water haspositive polarity. Almost all other waters are negative in theirpolarity. Only positive polarity can efficiently flush out toxins andpoisons in the body at the cellular level.” There’s still more.The amazing water ionizer produces “smaller water molecule clusterswhich enables every nook and cranny of your body to besuper-hydrated” Makes you head swim.All this rubbish does have an effect. It makes anyone with a chemistrybackground want to tear their hair out. Of course, the promoters ofionized alkalized water have an answer to that too. They claim thewater has a calming effect and can even grow hair. Not only is therenot an iota of scientific evidence for any of the claims, the notion of“ionized alkaline water” having any therapeutic effect is beyondabsurd. In fact, the term “ionized alkaline water” isscientifically meaningless.What then does an “ionizer” actually do? The same thing that highschool students do in chemistry labs when they stick a couple ofelectrodes in water and pass a current between them in a classic“electrolysis” experiment. Some of the water molecules break down,forming hydrogen gas at the negative electrode and oxygen at thepositive electrode. Electrolysis, however, cannot be carried out withpure water since water cannot conduct an electric current. Forelectrolysis to proceed, some sort of charged species must be dissolvedin the water. Atoms, or groups of atoms that bear a charge are calledions. Tap water contains a variety of dissolved ions such as calcium,magnesium, sodium, bicarbonate or chloride, so it is amenable toelectrolysis.As water molecules break down at the negative electrode to releasehydrogen gas, they leave behind negative hydroxide ions. This is whatmakes a solution “alkaline.” Basically what this means is thatas electrolysis proceeds, a dilute solution of sodium hydroxide(negative ions are always paired with positive ones) is produced aroundthe negative electrode and can be drawn off as “alkaline” or“ionized” water. But you don’t need an exorbitantly expensivedevice to produce a dilute sodium hydroxide solution. A couple ofpellets of drain cleaner in a liter of water will do the job. So willa spoonful of baking soda. Of course these solutions will not produceany medical miracles. But neither will the posh alkaline water.What this expensive water does produce is a bevy of daft claims. Hereis the most popular one: “It is well known in the medical communitythat an overly acidic body is the root of many common diseases, such asobesity, osteoporosis, diabetes, high blood pressure and more.”Poppycock! There is no such thing as an “acidic body.” That,though, doesn’t stop the hucksters from treating it. How? Byneutralizing the acidity with their alkaline water. “The alkalinewater will restore your body to a healthy alkaline state,” they say.“It counteracts the acidic food you eat and the effects of the harshelements in your environment in order to bring about the natural balanceyour body needs. Change your water and change your life.” The onlything you’ll change is your bank balance.Now, even if there were such a thing as an acidic body, and even if thissignaled illness, it could not be countered by drinking alkalinewater. To “alkalize the body” one would have to alkalize theblood. But our body maintains the pH of the blood between 7 -7.4,which is already alkaline. If you were to alkalize it further, youwould not have to worry about illness because you would be dead.Don’t worry, though, about alkaline water killing you. Our stomachis strongly acidic and any base that enters is immediatelyneutralized. The still acidic contents of the stomach then pass intothe intestine where they are neutralized by alkaline secretions from thepancreas. So all of the water we drink ends up being alkaline anyway!Another seductive claim is that alkaline ionized water is an antioxidantand neutralizes free radicals. This is often demonstrated by immersingan Oxidation-Reduction Potential (ORP) probe into the water and pointingout that the needle moves into the negative millivolt region, whileordinary water shows a positive reading. An ORP probe is useful indetermining water quality in a swimming pool, but is meaningless fordrinking water. The slightest amount of dissolved hydrogen, as youhave in alkalized water, will result in a negative reading. This hasabsolutely no relevance to any effect on the body. Oil may not mixwith water, but it seems snake oil surely does.Joe Schwarcz – March 20th/2016